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Joke of the Day

"'God didn't create Adam and Winston', Says Tenn. Republican Does that mean Adam and Steve have broken up?!"

"It's so annoying when you've already planned out a convo in your head and the other person doesn't follow the script. Learn your script! "

"I always carry a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet. It reminds me of why there is no f*cking money in there."

"A girls diet always starts tomorrow..."

"There were nine sides, but after one left they got closer. We will always remember their prime, even if it is now Octogone"

"I went to a self defence class last night and the instructor told me to ""take him by surprise and attack him"". So when I saw him in Walmart the next day I threw a can of beans at his head."

"Iron Man is a super hero. Iron Woman is a command."

"Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican? Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!"

"Potato chips bragging about having less fat - I don't think you understand people who eat you."

"What do whiteblood cells and Trump have in common? They hate foreigners."