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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross and elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino!"
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"Why was Stalin literally worse than Hitler? Because Hitler at least wrote his own books"
"The best part of Halloween is all the Jehovah's Witnesses wondering why they're being given candy."
"Teacher: ""Your composition on the assignment ""My dog"" is exactly like your brothers... ...did you copy it?"" Boy: ""No, it's the same dog!"""
"Ghosts never write encouraging stuff on my mirror. It's always ""KILL"" or ""MURDER"" or ""YOU'RE OUT OF NUTELLA"""
"Your mom xD"
"What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage? About 2-3 inches."
"How do you get a bass player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza."
"Instagram: My life is a party. Snapchat: My life is a quirky tv show Facebook: My life turned out great! Twitter: We're all going to die."
"Two six year olds are walking to school Boy: this morning, my daddy found two used condoms in our patio. Girl : what's a patio ?"