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Joke of the Day
"Iron Man is a super hero. Iron Woman is a command."
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"Congratulations on being the kind of person who corrects the grammar of others, unsolicited. You're the Microsoft Word Paperclip."
"The past, the present, and the future... The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar together. It was tense."
"My girlfriend likes to play this weird game.. Where she dresses up like herself and acts like a bitch all the time."
"Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None the sockets go with the house."
"What's a French egg's favourite airforce? L'oueftwaffe."
"Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!"
"Sleep tight! Your brain is a billion times more complex than your laptop. And laptops break all the time."
"I totally understand how batteries feel... ...because I'm rarely ever included in things either."
"My wife believes in compromise If we agree on something we do it my way, and if we disagree we do it her way."