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Joke of the Day

"Does killing time damage eternity?"

"What do you call an angle that is cute ? Acute angle."

"My biggest problem with passive smoking is having to follow the smoker around."

"Nerd joke A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks ""any baggage to check?"" The photon replies ""No, I'm traveling light."""

"Did you hear about the man who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."

"Let's take all the bad science jokes... And barium."

"Johnny Depp dresses like a human dreamcatcher."

"I don't know how I feel about masturbation anymore... On one hand, it's pretty good. On the other hand, it's a little awkward."

"An alien and a mexican walk into a bar... Ouch they said. It was an iron bar."

"I still occasionally fap over my ex Made a copy of the key to her place when we were together, and she's a heavy sleeper"