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Joke of the Day

"Apparently we can't call it crowbars anymore. Its actually jackdawbars"

"I got into an argument with my friend and he said, ""Yeah, well my dad can beat up your dad!"" I'm sick of these dad hominem attacks."

"Guys one of the Greek Gods is trying to destroy 80s music! H80s"

"Why is 17 called the ""mother-in-law"" in black jack? Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant."

"How do you spot the violent kids at the circus? They go straight for the juggler."

"Now that it's abandoned nudes, I hope Playboy goes with its other major brand identity and becomes a magazine about a very fancy rabbit."

"Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10? Because no one wanted Windows Nein!"

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"Why did the condom go flying through the air? He was pissed off. (It took me an embarrassing amount of time to get this one.)"

"When answering a Craigslist ad, clarify the meaning of ""XXX fun"" up front or else you could end up playing Nintendo with a large woman."