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Joke of the Day

"Father catches his son masturbating. Father says, ""Son, you'll go blind if you keep that up. Son says, ""I'm over here dad."""

"God: I made a rainbow! Devil: I'm making all the fire alarm batteries die in the middle of the night."

"Omg like wtf -me, praying"

"What is a priest's favorite snack? Little boysenberries."

"HELLO FELLOW HUMAN TEENS I HEARD THE COOLEST PLACE FOR US TEENS TO HANG OUT IS The Colossal Pillar of Wasp Eggs LETS GO DO NOT BRING WEAPONS"

"Maybe I forgot to text back. Maybe it's Maybelline."

"What happened when Apple added the new touchbar? They're taking away functions, and there's no escape."

"How many 'sah dudes does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it's already lit."

"What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls? A catashopic."

"A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are watching a little boy play... The Priest says, ""I want to screw him."" The Rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""