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Joke of the Day

"To make a long story short: Hamlet: Everyone dies Macbeth: Everyone dies Titanic: Everyone dies Twilight: You want to die"

"Q: How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Change it to what?"

"My mom called and gave me the weekly weather report. I can't wait to do this to my kids."

"What kind of bees get you high? Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that"

"Why is Iron Man Italian? Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony.."

"What do you call a slutty camera? A loose Canon."

"You should really take it easy on pedophiles... they have a hard enough time fitting in."

"At what point does a Lamb become a Sheep? When its had it's Baaaaa-Mitzvah!"

"Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war."

"The janitor's union called for sweeping reforms."