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Joke of the Day
"Why is the beef in Colorado so good? Because the steaks are high."
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"What do you call a sober Irishman? A liar."
"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger then it hit me"
"What comes after March? April, fools!"
"My wife decided to take up painting Not to be outdone, I became an art critic."
"I swear that I'm not addicted to cocaine... ...I just like the way it smells."
"Sometimes I like to mix things up by going big and then also going home."
"Celebrating Memorial Day by not romanticizing the military."
"Ok, all you people who adopt dogs and put ""who rescued who?"" stickers on your car... you drive me crazy! Clearly it's ""who rescued whom?"""
"What food is bad for epileptic people? Seizure salad"