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Joke of the Day
"What Do You Call an Overpriced Circumcision? A rip off."
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"What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast? Marma'lady ^tip"
"Why doesn't Oedipus swear? Because he kisses his mum with that mouth."
"A roman legionnaire walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says, ""Five beers, please."""
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"Mirror mirror on the wall. Forget the fairest. Who would you fuck?"
"My perfect score friend is allergic to alcohol He can't take anything that is less than 100percent"
"When I greeted my boss in the morning, he told me to have a good day. Who am I to argue? So I thanked him and went back home."
"Here's a fact, gay guys love vagina. Okay, that might be wrong. I'm just trying to get my facts straight."
"How can you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? C'mon, it's not hard..."