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Joke of the Day

"When I greeted my boss in the morning, he told me to have a good day. Who am I to argue? So I thanked him and went back home."

"How do you find will smith in the snow? You look for fresh prince."

"What does a dog do that a man steps in? Pants"

"Enjoying an adult beverage in moderation and not bothering any fine ladies from the internet."

"What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone? The screaming speed bumps"

"Wolverine: You know what I can't heal? Jean: What Logan? Wolverine: A broken heart *professor x starts laughing from the other room*"

"Yes Pony Express? I ordered a pony 27 minutes ago and I still didn't get it. What kind of fast food joint do you run here?"

"They should just draw a fart on the car A/C ""recirculate"" button."

"What idiot called it a book shelf instead of a know ledge?"

"They told me to imagine a guy holding a jug full of water. But I just couldn't pitcher it."