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Joke of the Day
"Mirror mirror on the wall. Forget the fairest. Who would you fuck?"
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"How is Liam Neeson and an ionic bond alike? They are always having something get taken."
"Parenting 101 1. Pour milk on floor. 2. Ask which kid did it. 3. Send them to their rooms when they don't admit it. 4. Enjoy peaceful evening."
"What's big, gray, and doesn't matter? An irrelephant."
"TIL Doctors can screen for STDs by placing a feather along the skin between the penis and the butthole. Doctors don't use this screening method, however, because the test tickles."
"Fitness guru just tweeted ""remember to breathe"" and it was pure luck that I got the message in time."
"What do whales and milk have in common? They both cum in gallons."
"""making decisions"" Teacher: Do you have trouble making decisions? . Student: Well...yes and no."
"It's nice finding people from our past. I'm still trying to find the girl from elementary school that couldn't stop sucking her thumb."
"Breaking - Trump emailed Hillary Clinton his tax returns She just accidentally deleted them."