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Joke of the Day

"What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast? Marma'lady ^tip"

"So I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer.... I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day."

"How are women and computers the same? Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra."

"Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair!"

"Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school? Everyone kept saying it was back to school time."

"Hitler was bad. He is going to Heil. get it? heil?"

"Mike Tyson's biggest problem was he never had a strong male role model growing up. Mike's dad walked out on the family very early on, after Mike raped him."

"What did the elephant say to the famous detective ? It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock !"

"Jewish Car Did you hear about the new Jewish car? Not only can it turn on a dime, but it can go back and pick it up too"

"How do you get a red wine stain off a baby?"