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Joke of the Day
"What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast? Marma'lady ^tip"
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"Good news and Bad news wife: i have a good news and a bad new. Husband: i am very busy.Just give me good news. wife: The airbags worked properly in our new BMW."
"Proof: Hillary Clinton Will Be A Great President ""She doesn't suck.""-Bill Clinton"
"It would be terrifying if Elizabeth I were alive today... ... Because she's dead. Note: Credit goes to my dryly-sarcastic history professor."
"Forgets to set alarm, wakes up 3 days later."
"An Irish man walks on the street and ignores a bar... Muahahaha, like that's possible!"
"I was masturbating when I heard some one scream ""Help"". So I came as fast as I could."
"What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period."
"El Chapo is a very special guy... He's juan of a kind"
"I used to be an expert on the DunningKruger effect... ...but then I began to learn more about it."