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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the food before it was cool..."
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"What popular board game do dyslexics hate? Scramble"
"A baby mouse is out for a walk one day and sees a bat... He quickly runs home to his mother and says ""Mummy! Mummy! I just saw an angel!"""
"If she wants to be chased, she better steal my pizza or something"
"My penis is only four inches But some girls like it that wide."
"Overheard this at Grand Canyon. ""Why do they put chicken wire around these plants? Other guy:"" To protect the chicken plants"""
"Usually chocolate makes me hyper but my dog ate a pack of Snickers and he's been asleep for hours. Haha wake up so we can play, little guy."
"What is a vampires favorite drink? ."
"Liam Neeson: What I do have are a very particular set of skills. Me if I were the kidnapper: *is."
"My parents say I am a Cancer... I was born in March..."