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Joke of the Day

"If she wants to be chased, she better steal my pizza or something"

"whenever the police put a mannequin in a squad car to slow traffic, I strategically place mannequins around town committing crimes"

"*a tree branch bursts into a bank with a gun* ""THIS IS A STICK UP"" *everyone laughs* ""GUYS IM SERIOUS"" *more laughter* ""DAMN IT"" *leaves*"

"My teen was complaining he had no clean clothes so I asked him what he thought he should do: ""Uh, go buy new clothes?"" Have kids. It's fun."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? People like pizza"

"I have a sister named Virginia... We called her Virgin for short, but not for long!"

"What's the difference between classical music and Barry white? A lot when you are having a prostate exam."

"I always order my burgers from Sonic He always gets them to me the fastest"

"I think r/jokes may be glitched Top of all time and new both show the same jokes"

"What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes? A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays"