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Joke of the Day
"What popular board game do dyslexics hate? Scramble"
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"The struggle Guy: goes to get a drink out of the fridge, can falls and hits him on the head. Friend: Dont worry man, it was a soft drink. :v"
"My Jewish friend told me about Krav Maga.... To which I replied ""is that some sort of a legal term?"""
"What do you call a Five Guys restaurant in Africa? 3 Guys"
"A cop pulls a guy over for speeding on a slow day Cop: ""I've been waiting for you all day."" Driver: ""Sorry, officer. I got here as fast as I could."""
"Need something witty to say after i pee in a cup... Tomorrow is drug test day... Not sure this is actually the right sub for this but watevs."
"Saying a prayer for all the turkeys tomorrow. Also the single people with concerned relatives."
"How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? ""I just need some space."""
"Have you ever heard the saying... ...come here and sit on my lap and let's see what pops up?"
"I take issue with people stealing magazines."