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Joke of the Day
"What popular board game do dyslexics hate? Scramble"
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"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they just beat the room for being black"
"I treasure my watch. This is my grandfather, who sold it to me on his deathbed."
"a future joke: A Hispanic cop pulls over a white guy... white guy- ""Why not you stop bugging us minorities and go back to gardening"""
"Part of our choir got kidnapped last week! Two guys just got arrested for grand theft alto."
"How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules? Post something humorous in /r/lounge. P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?"
"I've found that jogging is much more fun when you never do it."
"What's blue and orange & sits at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands."
"Everyone's a contrarian these days... Well, except for me of course."
"INSTRUCTIONS FOR FITTED SHEETS: 1) Know when to hold em. 2) Know when to fold em. 3) Know when to walk away. 4) Know when to run."