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Joke of the Day
"My penis is only four inches But some girls like it that wide."
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"Not enough drugs in the world that would make me strip in front of a webcam. But a bottle of wine should do it."
"Raise your hand if this is your first time under a helicopter. Ah, sorry to make an example of you Johnson, but that's why we never do that."
"Math problems were invented by men, just so women would be wrong some of the time."
"My 4yo son just asked what squirrels eat. I answered nuts. We laughed so hard, hugged, and gave each other a high 5. My boy."
"my thoughts and prayers go out to anyone at ComicCon attending a live taping of a podcast"
"what do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed? Some baked beans"
"It would be a disaster if Hillary Clinton were elected president I mean who would entrust our nukes to a woman on a period?"
"Last week i just robbed my first bank in my new Frog outfit. I Kermited a major offense"
"If your laugh in real life sounds like ""Bahahaha"", guaranteed I won't be funny around you."