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Joke of the Day

"Cat with 16 lives There was a cat with 16 lives. It was run over by a 4x4 and it died."

"Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat."

"Golfer: ""Caddy do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?"" Caddy: ""The way you play sir it's a sin any day of the week!"""

"What is it called when a man molests with each release? Per version."

"If McDonalds sold hot dogs would you be able to (w/ a straight face) order a McWeiner and tell them to supersize it?"

"No Pornhub, I do not want to play poker. I'm at work."

"Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses? - A: From chasing cars."

"I guess since you can't adopt Russian children anymore, you will just have to wait until they are old enough to be a mail order bride."

"The versatile gay actor wanted to be cast in both ""A Christmas Carol"" and ""A Midsummer Nights Dream"" So he could be both a Bottom and a Topper."

"A hot girl texted me ""Come over, no one's home"" So i went over... And no one's home"