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Joke of the Day
"I gave up on building a house of cards. I couldn't stand it."
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"Why can't you ever build a great relationship with an archer? Because at the end of they day they don't want any strings attached!"
"Q: What do you call a bench full of white people?A: The MLB."
"I walked into the pharmacist's office and asked for condoms for my 12 year old son. The pharmacist asked ""is your son sexually active?"" I replied with ""no he just lays there and cries."""
"Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one? If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop"
"What did Lawrence Taylor say when they told him the prostitute he was with 15? ""That bitch told me she was 13!"""
"What's the best way to keep water from running? Don't pay the water bill."