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Joke of the Day
"I gave up on building a house of cards. I couldn't stand it."
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"How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads? Chasing parked cars."
"as a kid, if i misbehaved my dad would come into my room and shoot me in my head with a real gun, killing me. it made me a stronger person."
"If her weight ends in ounces she's too young for you bro"
"Why doesn't Santa have any children? He only comes once a year and it's down a chimney."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... In a burlap sack and on the back of a donkey."
"Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine"
"Two cowboys looking at the desert horizon and a bunch of indians appear coming towards them... -Are they enemies or friends? -They are obviosly friends, they are coming altogether."
"What's the worst part of... About locking your keys in your car outside the abortion clinic? Going in to ask for at coat hanger."
"Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant? ...because Ken comes in a separate box."