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Joke of the Day
"A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything was last year."
Next Joke
"Hi, I'm hosting a party with dinner & drinks on Friday 14th Feb for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't cum let me know."
"I made a miniature lemon-lime pie... It was a little tart"
"Him: Your body is like poetry Me: That's so nice! H: A haiku M:.. H: Little on the top, big in the middle, little on the bottom M: Just stop"
"My grandad has the heart of a lion... ...and a lifetime ban from the Edinburgh zoo"
"[Starbucks meeting] ME: Sorry I'm ""latte"" haha BOSS: Aren't you the guy we fired for biting a customer"
"Possession is nine-tenths of the law. The other tenth must be exorcism."
"I'm not looking for the woman who reads 50 Shades of Grey. I'm looking for the one that finds it boring."
"Why are cpws made for dancing? They're all born hoofers!"
"Son, it's ur 18th birthday, so I got u a brand new car... ""OMG DAD. WOW-"" ...dboard box. ""But-"" Pack up, ur moving out birthday boy."