186417

Joke of the Day

"What did Lawrence Taylor say when they told him the prostitute he was with 15? ""That bitch told me she was 13!"""

Next Joke
 
"There aren't enough hours in the day to put off the things I don't want to do"
"Why shouldn't you make fun of Donald Trump? You'll hurt his feeling."
"How do you make antifreeze? Take away her blanket!"
"But baby, if you didn't want me climbing in your window, why'd you leave the ladder in the garage behind the workbench chained to the beam?"
"I keep hoping one day I'll be stuck on a 6-hour flight next to Flavor Flav just so I can ask him what time it is every five minutes."
"I guess traffic is spending the night Because it brought its jammies."
"Jimmy Kimmel should have Floyd Mayweather read mean tweets after the fight Oh wait"
"What are people afraid of puns called? Homophonic I'm sorry..."
"Girls are like puppies. If you don't take them out enough, they'll poop on your rug. SERIOUSLY ASHLEY ON MY RUG??"