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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to keep water from running? Don't pay the water bill."
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"I wonder if people in China call their crappy plates their ""America collection."""
"I asked the librarian for a book on the Ebola virus. She said, ""It's in Siera Leone at the moment, but it should be here within the next few days!"""
"If you think nobody cares whether you're alive... try missing a couple of payments."
"What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married? Feyonce"
"I left work in slow motion but it didn't blow up behind me. This is bullshit."
"My OCD is so bad that, when someone falls asleep on a plane, I turn off their overhead light. And braid their hair."
"I served 2 years in Iraq Until they shut down the restaurant"
"What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con desending.."
"Climate skeptics and 9/11-truthers unite! Alternative fuel can't melt steel beams!"