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Joke of the Day

"The first day of school I signed up for English, Math, Science and Language. The rest, as they say, was History."

"How do you describe every gf in one word? K"

"WHATS UP!! WHATS UP!!! All the bulimic bitches in the house say ""BLAAARRGGGH!!!"""

"HER: I'm ending this ME: why? HER: you're way too literal ME: I promise I can change HER: prove it ME: *puts on a different shirt*"

"Failed my Politics exam. ""Describe the role that India plays in the modern world"". Apparently ""Tech Support"" is not the correct answer."

"Hey guys, trust me on this one, tweets aren't nearly as funny when they're being read aloud in a courtroom."

"We had gay burglars in our house last night... They broke in and rearranged all of our furniture."

"Minnesota has 4 seasons Almost winter, winter, almost summer, and road construction."

"Mariage is like deck of cards At first its like a diamond and heart. Then it turns into a club and spade."

"My father always told me it isn't real money if you don't make it yourself..... of course that was before he got arrested for counterfeiting."