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Joke of the Day
"How do you describe every gf in one word? K"
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"What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas?? Cancer."
"When you know it is too cold in Bay Area? When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets."
"*Frantically typing on google* 'How to do CPR' *Opens video, 30 second ad pops up* [To dying person] Ok just hold on a sec"
"What's the best part of running a marathon? Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!"
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad"
"If you had to describe your sex life with a famous historical quote Mine would be 'I did not have sexual relations with that woman' - Bill Clinton"
"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand."
"How does Moses make beer? Hebrews!"
"When I go to Victoria's Secret, I just throw things on the floor to see how they'll really look."