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Joke of the Day
"WHATS UP!! WHATS UP!!! All the bulimic bitches in the house say ""BLAAARRGGGH!!!"""
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"TIL you can fit 30 bananas in a Kangaroo's pouch. Also, I'm not allowed at the zoo anymore."
"My friend told me what the Mile High Club was the other day But honestly, I don't give a flying fuck."
"TIL of Cunningham's Law It states that the best way to get the right answer on the internet is to ask a question."
"Life advice: If someone ever tells you ""I'll be there in thirty minutes"", you should ALWAYS respond with ""You've got twenty"" and hang up."
"What did earth say to the other planets? Wow, you guys have no life."
"I had my appendix taken out as a child. They said it was useless, but based on my life since then, I'm guessing it controls motivation."
"PIRATE CORN: $12/DOZEN"
"How many white people can you fit in a can? Crackers don't come in cans, they come in boxes!"
"How many depressed people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who cares..."