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Joke of the Day

"Mariage is like deck of cards At first its like a diamond and heart. Then it turns into a club and spade."

"Being poor means having to read the menu card from right to left."

"I tried to catch some fog... but i mist."

"A jew just won the nobel prize. what do you say to him? congrajulations Edit: do those who downvoted know the real spelling of congratulations ?"

"Bad credit? No credit? First time buyer? First time baby? No legs? 8 legs? You a spider? Are you a Spider trying to buy a house?"

"What's the number for poison control? Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough."

"I always like taking a shit while on the clock at work but its always so hard to read what time it is when I put it back on the wall."

"Summer in Scotland. . . Is the best day of the year."

"If State Farm were such a good neighbor they'd come over and pick up all the dog shit in my yard."

"The difference between a smart man and a wise man is that a smart man knows what to say, a wise man knows whether or not to say it..."