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Joke of the Day

"Failed my Politics exam. ""Describe the role that India plays in the modern world"". Apparently ""Tech Support"" is not the correct answer."

"What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ? Whale of fortune !"

"They say real men hunt their food, which is why I throw a spear through the box of pasta before letting it bleed out in my shopping cart."

"What's the difference between a van and a minivan? A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids"

"If I ever become a ghost, I sure hope they have some options other than pottery."

"Me: SORRY I HAVE TO HANG UP I'M HEADING INTO A TUNNEL * hangs up land-line *"

"Sunscreen isn't very effective... It didn't protect Steve Irwin from harmful Rays"

"I need a keyboard shortcut for ""sorry it's taken me so long to reply to your email..."""

"A sure fire way to lose a afternoon, is to help a friend out when he says ""come on it will only take a half hour to fix"""

"What is the world coming too? Porn."