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Joke of the Day

"How about a really bad food court where planes land? Pitch for every airport"

"My job blocked the Favstar website and I'm not sure if I should quit or take hostages. Haha! Jk. I'm totally taking hostages."

"A reddit admin awoke to the sound of a beeping alarm clock but pressed the snoo's button and went back to sleep"

"ExLax is really shitty chocolate."

"What do you call a George Clooney sex party? A Georgy. ( )"

"The best way to remember your 21st birthday, is not at all. Have fun blacking out."

"My English teacher corrected my Grammer. One day during the lecture our English teacher told us things are not ""hard"", infact they are ""difficult"". She gave me the most difficult boner that day."

"I saw some girl texting and driving the other day and it really pissed me off... ...so i rolled down my window and threw my beer at her."

"What's the difference between a woman and a computer? You can actually punch information into a computer."

"Why was the geophysicist arrested? He was doing crystal math."