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Joke of the Day

"A reddit admin awoke to the sound of a beeping alarm clock but pressed the snoo's button and went back to sleep"

"What do you call a black man that flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist!"

"Love becomes weak if it is not strengthened by truth. Truth becomes hard if it is not softened by love."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It can't come to you anyway."

"I'm hoping the nuclear strike button & the trap-door for hecklers button on Trump's desk are completely different colours."

"I was once a male trapped in a female's body but then my mother gave birth."

"I'm not going to heaven because I'm afraid of heights."

"Next time a job interviewer asks where you see yourself in 5 years, say ""Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?"" then just sit there for 5 years."

"What did the german with food allergies say? Gluten Nacht"

"How do red necks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin"