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Joke of the Day
"Why was the geophysicist arrested? He was doing crystal math."
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"Saw a guy with a barcode tattoo on his neck. Scanned it with my RedLaser app & he couldn't believe I found him cheaper on 3 online stores"
"A wizard cursed my land yesterday. Now that's an evil plot!"
"A clever one from Yahoo! Answers Sea water equals salt. That's what it boils down to."
"Ramen again? This guy's a mess. -mice in my kitchen"
"My brother told me I have the body of a god. Buddha!"
"How do you milk sheep? With iPhone accessories."
"What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell"
"Why was the baby strawberry sad? His mom was in a jam."
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tits a lot"