201617
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a George Clooney sex party? A Georgy. ( )"
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"A nurse takes a rectal thermometer out of her pocket... She sees it and says, ""Oh dammit, some asshole took my pen."""
"I love Halloween It's the only time of the year I'm not questioned for giving out sweets to small children."
"You can't make a squid cake... But you can make an octopi."
"Me in HR: I wasn't trying to be condescending... It's just that the boss didn't understand and I thought the puppets might make it clearer."
"I had to break up with my Chinese girlfriend... An hour after eating her, I was horny again."
"That moment you are trying to figure out if you are Joey, Ross, or Chandler and you realize you're Gunther."
"A kick in the balls is above 9000 del (units) of pain which is similar to giving birth to 160 kids and breaking up to 3200 bones at a time."
"Why did the Jedi kill his master? To get to the other side. ...Told by my brother last night"
"""Scientology"" is a combination of ""scient-,"" meaning ""science,"" and ""-ology,"" meaning ""science."" And it just gets stupider from there."