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Joke of the Day

"My job blocked the Favstar website and I'm not sure if I should quit or take hostages. Haha! Jk. I'm totally taking hostages."

"Seems like the most reliable way to get rid of some people is just to lend them money....))"

"When a dating site tells me ""Someone new likes you!"" I get angry because I'm there to meet adults, not babies."

"If you're gonna take the high road,wear a skirt. I need something to look at from the low road."

"[crumpled up paper on floor] *tries to flip it up like hacky sack* *tries to flip it up...* *tries to flip...* *tries...* *leaves it*"

"I recommend you chickens learn to talk. Nobody ever said let's go get a bucket of parrot."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alberta ! Alberta who ! Alberta'll be over in a minute !"

"How many Feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Feminists can't change anything."

"""50 Cent for 2Pacs of Eminems!? That's Ludacris!"""

"An app.. An app that reminds you, no matter how ugly you are.. someone far far away wants to bang you. -Twitters new slogan"