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Joke of the Day

"I saw some girl texting and driving the other day and it really pissed me off... ...so i rolled down my window and threw my beer at her."

"Women shouldn't have to be in prison for more than a month. Because their period should be the end of their sentence."

"I like my women like I like my cigars 7 years old and coming from Cuba in a burlap sack"

"What do you call a fire pokemon mixed with Donald Trump ? A Charitard."

"Tell me more about how awful dubstep is, generation that celebrated disco."

"""What happened?"" The bullets asked their sad bullet friend... ""I got fired."" He replied."

"What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails? Beast wishes."

"Where do suicide bombers go after they die All over the place"

"Thank you for showing me your Facebook wedding album. Now if you have time, here is a slideshow of my top 36 scores in Mario Kart"

"A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says,""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""