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Joke of the Day

"There's a group of passive aggressive people that keep saying I'm a snoopy mailman I know because they keep writing letters about it to their friends."

"Q: What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A: A bite in shining armour."

"Doctor Doctor I'm a burglar ! Have you taken anything for it ?"

"Bieberohhellnophobia: fear of accidentally listening to Justin Bieber song & not having the ability to rip own ears off #omgfacts"

"What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk? A dead bird."

"Whats yellow and survives on dead beetles Yoko Ono"

"Four years ago I asked out the girl of my dreams, today I asked her to marry me She said no both times"

"What's green and says ""hey I'm a frog""? A talking frog! Stolen from ""Friends"" still hilarious."

"Ugh, I'm starting to regret getting bangs. ""You don't have bangs."" Wait, what's that thing you get when a bat bites you? ""Rabies?"" That's it"

"Did you hear about that proctologist who became an English teacher? Did you hear about the proctologist who became and English teacher? He specializes in teaching analogies."