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Joke of the Day

"These sex jokes are in really poor taste and they need to stop. I mean, cum on, guys."

"If you say a number loud enough its value increases. * 5 = 5 * 5! = 120"

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh Ten-Tickles. ... I can't stop"

"Past elections: Which candidate will most improve our country? 2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge?"

"What present can you give to the woman who has everything? Antibiotics."

"I'm so sick of being constipated... I'm completely losing my shit"

"Wanna hear a really funny joke? Whoops, wrong sub."

"X-post from r/jokes: Mommy! I found a $10 bill today, but I threw it away, cus it was fake. ""Oh, how did you know it was fake?"" ""It had two zeroes instead of one."""

"Wanna hear a clean joke? Johnny took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the girl next door."

"I called a guy with dwarfism a 'midget' He was a little offended"