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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who swam the English Channel with no arms or legs? They call him... *'clever dick!'*"

"What do you call a gay rock. A fruity pebble."

"Sure Hillary sucks... ...Just not as much as Monica."

"My best friend told me that he had super powers... ... I told him to suck his own dick."

"Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays."

"If a woman wears a ponytail holder on her wrist at all times that means she's always down to pull her hair back and fight you."

"Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time? It's too common"

"How are babies different from feminists ? Babies grow up and stop crying"

"So I decided to finally try one of those vegan stores It might have been the single most disappointing experience of my life they didn't have a single vegan for me to purchase"

"What do T-Rex's do for a living? They're small arms dealers."