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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who swam the English Channel with no arms or legs? They call him... *'clever dick!'*"

"I drafted 1984 Madonna and a meatball sub for my fantasy football team. Hey, it's my fantasy."

"didja hear about the new LGBT libretto for Wagner's Der Ring des Nibelungen? The character Brunehilde is now named Brucehilde."

"Daddy long legs are the NBA players of spiders."

"I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected."

"Love voicemails from my grandma that start with ""hello?....HELLO??..."" and end with her trying to dial another number."

"What are Donald Trumps least favorite food? Mexican jumping beans"

"Pick up line#375: hey are you a school? Because i want to shoot kids inside you."

"A redneck girl is sucking off her black power boyfriend. What's her favorite song? I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas"

"What do Donald Trump supporters and flour have in common? They are both in bread."