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Joke of the Day

"Parenting teenagers is easy since they already know everything."

"2nd grade poop joke going around. Knock knock. Who's there? Schmelmop."

"My dad and I never got along We have been butting heads since the womb"

"When answering a Craigslist ad, clarify the meaning of ""XXX fun"" up front or else you could end up playing Nintendo with a large woman."

"Just a morbid knock knock joke. : Knock Knock : Who's there : Not my dad : *Sob*"

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean in my bed."

"How do you know if you have a high sperm count? Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows."

"France is a shitty country... Even the Nice parts are rundown."

"How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 or 2. Just 1.... Or 2...?"

"Wrong answer ... Wife busted me blow drying my penis after I got out of the shower. She asked what I was doing ... I guess warming up your dinner wasn't the right answer."