22789
Joke of the Day
"People who say ""no regrets"" just have too many regrets to keep track of."
Next Joke
"""It's a boy!"" ...he screamed, ""it's a boy!"". Tears rolling down his face, and he vowed to never go back to Thailand."
"I just noticed how high the prices were for the Adele concert So I said ""Heeeellloooooooo from the Parking loooooooooottt"""
"What does Snoop Dogg say to his baby? Kushie kushie koo"
"Whats the worse thing about getting a blowjob from an anorexic girl? They never swallow."
"My mind says ""no"" but my heart says ""yes"", all my vital organs speak English, it's very confusing and loud"
"If Sean Connery was in the bathroom and told someone what he was doing, it would sound like he was repeating himself. ""I'm shitting in here, pooping."""
"Prostitution problems are had in Canada because... We use $1 and $2 coins. You can't throw those at strippers. Some of us ignore this problem and use Canadian Tire money."
"Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."
"what flavor of ice cream do you wish existed?? shaq sweat, nickelodeon slime, or maybe even dog the bounty hunter mullet flavored wow"