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Joke of the Day

"Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."

"So my neighbor knocks on my door. So my neighbor knocks on my door at 2:30am last night. 2:30AM!!! Can you believe it?!!? Lucky for him, I was up playing my drums."

"In almost every situation, Nutella makes a great substitute for love."

"Why aren't Jewish people into rap? They can't drop dimes"

"Never kick a porcupine wearing flip flops. Cause they're obviously on vacation and why ruin their holiday?"

"Is it a bird is it a plane... What ever it is its headed for the world trade center."

"How do you confuse a Jew? Tell him pork is on sale!!!"

"If you can't stand behind our troops, feel free to to stand in front of them!"

"Donald Trump is an inspiration to all new College graduates. He is in the final interview rounds of a job he has zero experience for."

"I'm angrier than a waitress forced to sing happy birthday"