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Joke of the Day

"My mind says ""no"" but my heart says ""yes"", all my vital organs speak English, it's very confusing and loud"

"A battery is like a loner They're both not included in anything"

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe"

"I was having sex with this woman for 10 minutes before I realized it was a man, and then for like 20 minutes after."

"What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy? A ""no one will ever believe me""."

"What do you call a homeless pigeon? A pigeon."

"Why are there so many Indians working with telemarketing? Because they have the biggest cow center."

"Q: When was the longest day in the Bible? A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve."

"I told my sandwich to ""go make me a girlfriend"""

"What did the momma hawk say to her chicks? Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!"