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Joke of the Day

"what flavor of ice cream do you wish existed?? shaq sweat, nickelodeon slime, or maybe even dog the bounty hunter mullet flavored wow"

"A started a blog about ADHD... ...it's going to have recipes and I went to the Alamo."

"What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator? A chronic math debater"

"if a single teacher cant teach us all subjects,how is a student supposed to learn all the fucking subjects?"

"Do you know what's really tiring../? ... being awake."

"Three men decide to have a threesome It's tough finding six women."

"Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek? Nobody will look for them."

"Q: What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything. A: Three Men And A Baby"

"How long does it take to build a castle? A Fortnight"

"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff."