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Joke of the Day

"what flavor of ice cream do you wish existed?? shaq sweat, nickelodeon slime, or maybe even dog the bounty hunter mullet flavored wow"

"Called the front desk of our motel and told him ""I've gotta leak in the sink."" He said ""That's OK, just rinse it out when you're done."""

"My superpower is acting like I'm trying to stop the elevator from shutting when more people are trying to get on without really stopping it."

"Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow, but fcuk me the pass the parcel was quick!"

"What's the difference between a thief who steals timepieces and a man at a strip club? One snatches watches and the other watches snatches."

"What is a soup-lover's favorite sport? Bowling"

"There's a sign in this bathroom that asks us not to flush anything but toilet paper down the toilet & now I'm unsure how to proceed."

"I'm glad I'm not invited to Joan Rivers' funeral. She might be cremated and I hate the smell of burning plastic. Too soon?"

"Frozen Joke Don't let it go here let it go else where you flithy badger!"

"Teacher: Johnny you know you can't sleep in my class. Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter I could."