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Joke of the Day
"What does Snoop Dogg say to his baby? Kushie kushie koo"
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"I know some cheesy jokes... But they're not very Gouda, and some have a few holes in them."
"It's fine when Santa does it, but when I see you when you're sleeping & know when you're awake it's ""creepy"" and ""sir, you're under arrest"""
"It's complicated having sex with hipsters. They don't like things that are ""in""."
"Mario Kart: 1) stays in first place for 3 laps 2) gets passed by 5 people at last second 3) slams controller 4) quits job 5) divorces wife"
"A Norwegian, a Swede and a Finn are on an island The Norwegian shoots the other two."
"What do you call a bunch of Jews in a concert? A Moshe Pit"
"Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny? Because sixty-seconds=minute."
"The key to success is sincerity... Once you can fake that, you're golden."
"How do you study for a prostate exam? By cramming."