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Joke of the Day

"I just noticed how high the prices were for the Adele concert So I said ""Heeeellloooooooo from the Parking loooooooooottt"""

"Tomorrow's Thanksgiving! Have a fowl meal!"

"WHY HAS THE COST OF BALLOONS INCREASED OVER THE LAST 50 YEARS?? INFLATION!"

"Dating tip: Girls love mysterious guys. For example, tell her ""Im a lawyer.Or AM I?"" then hum the Twilight Zone theme and turn into an eagle"

"Michelle Obama should have dropped the mic and moonwalked out."

"What does a white girl and the numbers 3,5,7,and 9 have in common They can't even"

"Boredom is the leading cause of pregnancy. Unless you're on Twitter 24/7. Then it becomes the leading form of birth control."

"I miss the 1980s when cell phones were big enough to cover your face if you saw someone you knew walking toward you."

"Be careful people,there are a lot of scams on the internet For 19.99 I can show you how to avoid them"

"I was going to tell an original joke about fences... but then I decided to repost"