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Joke of the Day
"What does the tree says in autumn ? Leaf me alone."
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"[at goverment office] hi yes um.. my social security number isnt workimg. i've never once felt secure in a social situation"
"What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror? Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom."
"The 4 Kinds of Clickbait Jokes:"
"I figure I must be Bi-sexual. I have sex twice a year."
"What happens when you give a cow a joint? The steaks are high"
"Palin: I'm seriously considering a presidential run. Reporter: Do you even know what the word seriously means? Palin: Don't refudiate me."
"Star Trek joke When the shields are down... Klingon."
"What's 7 inches and makes women submissive? A knife."
"UPCOMING JESUS APPERANCES 8/3 Pancake, Norfolk, VA 8/10 Cheeto, Salem, OR 8/19 Window stain, Orem, UT 8/23 Vegemite Jar, Perth, AU"