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Joke of the Day
"What does the tree says in autumn ? Leaf me alone."
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"People are always mistaken thinking there is only 1 letter in the pirate dictionary, in actual fact there is 10 Eye eye, argh and the 7 seas"
"BUZZ ALDRIN: I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with E. NEIL ARMSTRONG: Earth? BUZZ: Nope *5 minutes silence* BUZZ: OK, yep."
"Second Honeymoon Wife was reading a travel magazine and asked her husband.. ""Honey, should we try Greece for our second honeymoon?"" Husband replied ""What's wrong with KY?"""
"What do you call a fight between a mexican and a pedophile? Alien VS Predator"
"What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening? A pillow"
"Working title for the new Tyler Perry movie? Alex Crossdresser"
"I'm sleepier than a cupcake stand. They are tiered... sorry, this joke has too many layers."
"How do Jewish turtles greet each other? Shellom."
"[tv ad] Hey folks, this is Don Key! Come on down to Key's Automotive for.. uh- [camera still rolling] holy shit .. donkey. my name is donkey"