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Joke of the Day
"I figure I must be Bi-sexual. I have sex twice a year."
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"""Can I get you to-"" YES! ""Great! Here it-"" I'LL DO IT! ""Don't you want to-"" MAKE THE CHECK OUT TO... - Adam Sandler being handed a script"
"what do jeb bush and lance arm strong have in common? everyone was disappointed with their last speeches and no one was disappointed when they dropped out of the race"
"What do you call it when a crow throws a party and no one shows up? An attempted murder."
"Tanning Blondes Two blondes walk into a tanning salon. The receptionist asks Are you two sisters? They laughed and replied, No we're not even Catholic."
"What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while"
"My wife accused me of being immature... ...so I told her to get out of my fort."
"Mastercard Chinese Resturant Commercial General Tso's Chicken........ $11.50 Coca-Cola........ $1.99 Take out guy forgets container........ Riceless"
"What do you call a kitten crying on the grass in the back yard? A lawn mewer. (I wrote this yesterday)."
"How did the writer pop the question? He per-prosed"