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Joke of the Day

"Star Trek joke When the shields are down... Klingon."

"When I give people a tour of my bedroom, I like to say, ""And this is where the magic happens,"" followed by a sad, ""... magic isn't real."""

"I started a band called 999 megabytes.... ...we have yet to secure a gig."

"What noise does a nut make when it has a cold? ... CASHEWW!"

"How do you catch an orange elephant? I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant."

"I hear voices in my head sometimes. I just ignore them and keep killing people."

"what do you call a priest who quits to become a lawyer? ..... a father in law."

"How does a flower get pollinated? Beez Nuts!"

"Why did the monkey trip over the branch? Because the Chimp-Can't -See"

"The Internet: An electronic version of, ""Now, why did I walk into this room?"""