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Joke of the Day
"Star Trek joke When the shields are down... Klingon."
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"Doctor... Doctor, impotence takes you suddenly? - No, first it lets you look like a fool about 2-3 times ..."
"My jokes are like hot chicks Hard to get, and when you do they are not anywhere near as good as you thought they would be"
"My parents always told me that I'd get nowhere sitting on my ass all day. little do they know, I just had the greatest shit yesterday."
"I'm thrilled that you found Jesus. Where was he hiding?"
"Airport security asked ""what's the purpose of your visit?"" So I said ""to terrorize the ladies!"" and we laughed and laughed and I'm being deported."
"""You know what would make this rice even better? Racism."" - Pitch meeting for Uncle Ben's"
"I'm holding a benefit for people with erectile dysfunction or orgasm issues. If you can't come, let me know."
"I was gonna make a gay joke but thats intolerant."
"What do you call a group of whales playing music together? An Orcastra"