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Joke of the Day

"Palin: I'm seriously considering a presidential run. Reporter: Do you even know what the word seriously means? Palin: Don't refudiate me."

"Q: What does a cat say when he likes something? A: It's purrrfect."

"If I can make you laugh with a Facebook Status... Imagine what I could do if we met at a bar."

"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeve."

"I've started dating Little Red Riding Hood's gran. She's an animal in bed."

"How is a photon like an abandoned church? They have no mass."

"Why was the little bear so spoiled ? Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !"

"What is a Jewish person's favorite job? A lox-smith"

"NSFW - What's the worst thing to hear.... What's the *worst* thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""

"Wouldn't mind having a bonus hole that fireworks shot out of when I got confused."