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Joke of the Day

"Palin: I'm seriously considering a presidential run. Reporter: Do you even know what the word seriously means? Palin: Don't refudiate me."

"If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child what would he be called? A subordinate claus."

"I thought Instagram was a cocaine delivery service."

"I bartered a ring for a shop vac All she does is suck up my wallet and spend all my money."

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an alter boy."

"Sharks prefer Stevie Wonder to Ray Charles in a blind taste test."

"why can't conservatives work at a checkout counter? Because they don't like change..."

"Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster than it does today? We would get paid every day, and all women would bleed to death."

"I tried calling in sick for work today. Apparently being ""sick of work"" isn't an illness."

"My fruit business went into liquidation. I now sell smoothies."