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Joke of the Day

"What's 7 inches and makes women submissive? A knife."

"Most people can't drink coffee then go to sleep. I'm just the opposite. . . I can't go to sleep and then drink coffee. God, that was stupid."

"What do women and tornadoes have in common? They scream when they come and take the house when they leave."

"Buddy 1:Hey ever heard of the movie constipation? Buddy 2:No i have not. Buddy 1: that's because it hasn't come out yet."

".5% of life is spent with accidental throat bubble Kermit voice."

"I was at the theatre seeing a tragedy and the man behind me started wailing. I got hit in the head with a harpoon."

"I went shopping yesterday and bought myself a ring binder. I haven't been able to do a shit since..."

"I could never succeed at chemistry. I Guess that's why it's called chemist ""try"""

"Two Vietnamese men decided to go into business together... It was a Nguyen-Nguyen proposition."

"I'm more than tenacious. I'm elevenacious."