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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a friendly retard? A sweet potato"
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"What is perfectly adorable, good as new, and has seven tiny dents in it... Snow White's hymen."
"What happens when you retweet a compliment about how humble you are?"
"What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common? both can be solved with a coat hanger"
"Did you hear the one about the Virgin marrying the Supermodel? Yeah, me neither.."
"Do you know how our planet got it's name? Cause if you do, please tellus"
"How does Peter Pan fly? If someone hit you in the Peter with a Pan, you'd fly too."
"I always have to throw out my animal crackers. They always have that label: ""Do not eat if seal is broken""."
"Peanut Butter and Jam Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass."
"What do you call a prostitute working for Disney? High Ho, High Ho"