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Joke of the Day

"How does Peter Pan fly? If someone hit you in the Peter with a Pan, you'd fly too."

"2 Smurfs stand over a body... ""What happened?"" ""Choked on a sandwich."" ""Nobody helped?"" ""No."" ""Didn't they see him turning bl-"" ""..."" ""Oh."""

"Bad Gun! Bad Gun!....Shame on you for making criminals do those bad things!.......And then those Forks that are making me Fat!!!"

"Why does the corn hate the farmer? Because he picks his ears!"

"Why are European cars the lightest? because there's no Americans sitting in them."

"I can't stand people who are indirect You know who you are"

"If Jesus was a Jew . . . If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Puerto Rican name?"

"Why do melons have traditional weddings? Because they can't elope!"

"[throwes some foam packing peanuts into a pond] ""HEY! NO LITERING--"" shh wait [a flock of rubber duckies float over squeaking excitedley]"

"Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes? Because he's extinct"