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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a prostitute working for Disney? High Ho, High Ho"

"My ex girlfriend had a dog. That thing was so crazy I ended up putting her down. But I kept the dog."

"Why do women love Jordan Spieth? Because he came second."

"wife: Do you want a bowl? me [eating ice cream out of the carton] Why?"

"Kanye smashing his bathroom mirror to free the other Kanye trapped behind the glass."

"So Hilary, what are your plans for economic development and beating ISIS if you ever win the election? ""I have a boyfriend"""

"I'm gonna pretend my dad didn't abandon me but is actually on the missing Malaysia air flight and he'll be back"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hiroshima Barbie ...just a shadow of her former self"

"Animal Crackers Please do not eat if the seal is broken."

"Confusious say ""Man who eat many prunes sit on toilet many moons."""